Today I was happily walking on a road (the kind meant for humans to walk on, of course, not for cars to drive on) and *RING!* came a bike, and it was slightly over a metre behind me.

As a form of instant reaction, I had no idea where to shun towards. To my left? To my right? I began to clumsily jostle myself sideways, on the spot. The bike came into contact with me - no physical injuries at all, luckily.

But it wasn't a very pleasant experience either. I happened to...

Wooo~~

It is raining~~~

I promise you people a proper blog post soon. *coughs dust away from this blog*

Dear $50,

I am horrendously perplexed.
I don't know what to blog about!

I've thought of ten possibilities. Please help me choose one...

1. Sex Cells Sell.
I can take sexy pictures of myself in bikini and dresses that are very generous with cleavage! Then all the men will come to my blog and vote for me. After all, it works for people like Dawn Yang....

http://forums.sgclub.com/singapore/s...ng_217576.html

Well the Dethhart Fund could do a good fifty bucks since it has been depleted by excessive, unnecessary expenditures *cough* and writing is fun. Will cross-post a maybe a lot a bit from blogger

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AHHHHH DANG. D:

To introduce myself,
I am Dethhart Read 毒/读死心...