What should Dethhart blog about?

Dear $50,

I am horrendously perplexed.
I don't know what to blog about!

I've thought of ten possibilities. Please help me choose one...

1. Sex Cells Sell.
I can take sexy pictures of myself in bikini and dresses that are very generous with cleavage! Then all the men will come to my blog and vote for me. After all, it works for people like Dawn Yang. ~.~
But I am ugly and I have small b00biez.
Drop the idea.

2. Sex Cells Still Sell.
I can upload some prawns here! People will flock to this blog.
...wait. Socially-frowned upon vices?! What about the unicorns?



3. PAP.
We all love PAP junkies. they always get flamed and Flame = Pageviews come naturally when you link up every single shit happening in your life to Lee & Gang.

4. Teenagers nowadays...
hais...teens nowadays....all like that one...they uh, *insert complain here* *insert complain here* *insert complain here* *insert complain here* *insert complain here* *insert complain here* *insert complain here* *insert complain here* *insert complain here* ...

5. Be some showy cheem ass philosophical and inspirational.
I can structure every post such that I open and end with a quote I randomly extract from my sister's philosophy textbook which I have yet to read. Sandwiched in between will be a chunk on discursive discussing the cheemology - I mean, uh, the great wonderful terrific mature...things about life.
If that is the case, the first post shall be about,
Is the cookie you are chewing on right now real?

6. Unicorns.
Because

7. PMOTS.
Because of originiality I have to spell it backwards and re-copyright it.
TADA! THIS IS COPY RIGHT PROTECTED. Just like all those blogskins and every pixel on your blog. Although we know most people steal 50% of those pictures from Deviantart and fail to credit the original artist, linking only back to deviantart.com instead of theawesomeperson.deviantart.com, which makes you an art thief with no copyrighted copyrights at all.
I can ask people to send in pictures they secretly snap of innocent children sitting around in school uniforms. All I require is some misleading caption to create a big hoo-haa. These students who were simply being students will then be punished accordingly. And Singaporeans loooove <3 gossip so I will win my fifty dollars! *without even having to come up with pictures myself. Ahhh I'm a genius.*

8. The Apocalypse.
We all know 2012 will mark the end of our world. After all, the Mayan calender abruptly ends in 2012!!! THERE IS NO MAYAN CALENDAR AFTER THAT!!!!!! In modern civilisations, when we reach the end of our calendar - that is 31 December every year - we create a new one to continue it. However, it seems that the Mayan failed to do so BECAUSE THEY DIED, DUH. What does this mean?!?!?! Perhaps...

Please also make it a habit to regularly check if the Large Hadron Collider has destroyed the world yet.

10. Mary Tan.
Mary is my imaginary friend! btw Mary just said hi to everybody in SGClub!!!! SAY HI TO MARY!!!!

When I was 7 they tried to get rid of her with theraphy )': how could they do this?!?! They hurt Mary's feelings. But Mary stayed on and we now live happily together in the Realm of Dethhart. Mary is a very nice imaginary friend. I'm sure you want to know more about her? ^_^

Btw, here is a picture of Mary. Don't you think she's pretty?



By the way, she is very shy and sensitive so please don't say things like "WHAT? I CAN'T SEE HER!" - you will hurt her feelings.

Well, $50, I hope you've been well. I want you here with me so bad, right here, right now! My longing for you only causes me to delve further into the deep, dark, pit of Emo, where all is void. Void, but for a solitary ray of alphine-white light shining down...and that is you, my $50.

(p/s I hope you can't count to 10.)

Yours till the Unicorns aren't taboo,
DETHHART & Mary