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A young hotshot gets a job with the IRS. His first assignment is to audit an old rabbi. He thinks he'll have a little fun with the old rabbi, so he says, "Rabbi, what do you do with the drippings from the candles?"
The rabbi says, "We send them to the candle factory, and every once in a while they send us a free candle."
The kid says, "And what do you do with the crumbs from your table?"
The rabbi says, "We send them to the matzoh ball factory, and every once in a while they send us a free box of matzoh balls."
The kid says, "And what do you do with the foreskins from your circumcisions?"
The rabbi says, "We send them to the IRS, and every once in a while they send us a little prick like you."
Doctor Darren had slept with one of his patients and had felt guilty all day long.
No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming.
But every once in a while he'd hear that soothing voice, within himself, trying to reassure him: "Darren, don't worry about it. You aren't the first doctor to sleep with one of their patients,
and you won't be the last. And you're single. Let it go......"
But invariably the other voice would bring him back to reality: "Darren, you're a vet...." |  Member rating | | Entertainment Value | N/A | |
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28-06-2007, 08:06 PM
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Dun understand the first one.
The second one is funny. :biggrin4: Thanks for sharing.
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LOL a vet slept with his patients... xD
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Doctor Darren had slept with one of his patients and had felt guilty all day long.
No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming.
But every once in a while he'd hear that soothing voice, within himself, trying to reassure him: "Darren, don't worry about it. You aren't the first doctor to sleep with one of their patients,
and you won't be the last. And you're single. Let it go......"
But invariably the other voice would bring him back to reality: "Darren, you're a vet...."
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28-06-2007, 08:24 PM
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pull the leg of the hotshot
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i like the second one . :biggrin4:
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oh man a vet slping with his patient.. *faints*
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Haha, The second one's funny. 
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Smart Rabbi! haha.. answered all his qns just fine..
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hmm..the vet gt a fetish for animals...:freakedout:
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