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Old 15-07-2007, 01:31 AM   #1 (permalink)
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A doctor was holding a new baby that he had just delivered.

The baby looked up at him and said, "Are you my father?"

The doctor said," No, i am the doctor that delivered you." Then the doctor handed the baby to the nurse.

While the nurse was cleaning the baby the baby looked at the nurse and said,"Are u my father?"

The nurse said," No, i am just the nurse." Then the nurse gave the baby to the new father.

The baby looked at him and said," Are u my father?"

The new father said prondly,"Yes! i am yr father."

Then the baby started poking his father in the forehead over and over again and said," So how do YOU like it?!"

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Old 15-07-2007, 01:49 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Default Re: Baby joke...

whahaha....dirty but cute

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Old 15-07-2007, 01:57 AM   #3 (permalink)
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noty joke:biggrin4:

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Old 15-07-2007, 09:04 AM   #4 (permalink)
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why the baby poke the father?

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Default Re: Baby joke...

The baby poke his father because his father.. um.. poke him using.. erm.. u noe wat... when the baby is still inside

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Old 15-07-2007, 10:06 AM   #6 (permalink)
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hmmm... i still dun understand y the baby poke his father??? lol.

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Old 15-07-2007, 11:53 AM   #7 (permalink)
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when the baby is still inside the mother womb, the father had sex with the mother, and the head of a full grow baby is nearest to the virgin...
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Old 15-07-2007, 12:11 PM   #8 (permalink)
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orhh.....LOL!!!!!!!!!!

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lol..poor father..sure faint in shock..haha

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lol.. this is a good one.. lol.. i always joke with my friend if that were to happen, i wonder why the baby never use his hand to grab it lol

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lol imagine if that happens wont you scream LOL

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oh!! now i get it.

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a genius if a newborn can talk....lol

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Old 16-07-2007, 12:29 AM   #15 (permalink)
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No link =x
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the joke is a notti one, but hw can a newborn talk??hehe

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oh i see, quite hard to understand.

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not very funny.. =X

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The baby should have bite it off. Lolx! I never thought it was using that stick to poke. I thought the father keep poking the mother's stomach. I am 'PURE' eh?

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the jokes good!!but nauhty

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