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Old 20th April 2007, 12:20 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Battle of the sexes

W O R D S

A husband read an article to his wife about how
many words women use a day...30,000 to a man's
15,000. The wife replied, "The reason has to be
because we have to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked,
"What?"

CREATION

A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how
you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same
time. " The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted
to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted
to you!

WHO DOES WHAT

A man and his wife were having an argument about
who should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, "You should do it, because you get
up first, and then we don't have to wait as long
to get our coffee."
The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking
around here and you should do it, because that is
your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."
Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides,
it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."
Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New
Testament and showed him at the top of several
pages, that it indeed says.........."HEBREWS"


The Silent Treatment

A man and his wife were having some problems at
home and were giving each other the silent
treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the
next day, he would need his wife to wake him at
5:00 AM for an early morning business flight..
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence
(and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,
"Please wake me at 5:00 AM .."
He left it where he knew she would find it. The
next morning, the man woke up, only to discover
it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight.
Furious, he was about to go andsee why his wife
hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of
paper by the bed. The paper said,
"It is 5:00 AM . Wake up."

Men are not equipped for this kind of contest.


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God may have created man before woman,
but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.

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Old 20th April 2007, 01:47 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Re: Battle of the sexes

The "Hebrews" one is............................................COLD . Fool please come in and flash your avatar! =P

Shouldn't this be in the Jokes section?

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hahahaha......these are surely written by ladies...make guys seem so......2pid

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LOL
funny.... i lyk de 3rd one!
but seriously.. i tink dis shld b place at joke section... XD

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Originally Posted by chinkai
The "Hebrews" one is............................................COLD . Fool please come in and flash your avatar! =P

Shouldn't this be in the Jokes section?
haha hello there.

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i dont get this - God may have created man before woman,
but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece. it means man = rough draft, woman = masterpiece?

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yeah! this is so one-sided!

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