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As a stranger entered a little country store, he noticed a sign warning, "Danger! Beware of dog!" posted on the glass door. Inside, he noticed a harmless old hound dog asleep on the floor beside the cash register.
"Is that the dog folks are supposed to beware of?" he asked the owner.
"Yep, that's him," came the reply.
The stranger couldn't help but be amused. "That certainly doesn't look like a dangerous dog to me. Why in the world would you post that sign?"
"Because," the owner explained, "Before I posted that sign, people kept tripping over him!"
__________________ Open me up. See the Springs and Wires that Make the Clockwork Girl Spin.
__________________ relentless pursuit for perfection;
thats taking a toil
in my health.
Somebody said they saw you,
the person you were kissing wasn't me.
And i will never ask you;
I just kept it to myself.
I dont wanna know;
if you playing me, keep it all a low.
Cause my heart can't take it anymore.
What do i do to make you love me
What do i do to make you care
What do i do to make you want me
Its sad, Its so sad,
Its a sad sad situation
maybe he used to be a dangerous dog. then sleep too much people trip on the dog until he has broken a couple of ribs, so he cant move and became an even greater danger cuz unwary ppl can trip on it o.o
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