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Published by janice
27-06-2007
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An old farmer is having trouble getting his bull to breed with the cows and is lamenting the fact to a few of his friends down the local beer hall. One of them says, "You know Ben, I used to have the same trouble with my bull, but I got it fixed really quick". "How did You get it fixed?"
"Well I just dipped my finger in the cow's vagina and rubbed it all over the bull's nose and he got right up her". Ben goes home to the farm and decides to try it. He grabs a cow, dips his fingers in the cow's vagina and rubs it all around the bull's nose. The bull gets a rip roaring boner and immediately gets it right up the cow.
Ben was impressed.
That night, Ben gets into bed with his wife and can't get the effect on the bull out of his mind. As she lays sleeping, Ben dips his fingers into his wife's vagina and feeling that it's nice and wet, he rubs it all around his nose and gets a rip roaring hard on.
He quickly shakes his wife awake and cries out, "Honey look!"
She rolls over, turns on the light and says, "You mean You woke me up in the middle of the night just to show me that You have a Bleeding Nose?"
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lol she was having her monthly thing ah.
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O.o disgusting sia.....
thanks for sharing!
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the lady was having her p****d!!! OMG!!!
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