A Jewish guy goes into a confession box. "Father O’Malley," he says, "my name is Emil Cohen. I’m seventy eight years old. Believe it or not, I’m currently involved with a 28 year old girl, and also, on the side, her 19 year old sister. We engage in all manner of pleasure, and in my entire life I’ve never felt better."
"My good man," says the priest, "I think you’ve come to the wrong place.
Why are you telling me?"
The guy goes: "I’m telling everybody!"
__________________ *** "If you love somebody, let them go. If they return, they were always yours. If they don't, they never were." ***
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