A man and his wife are seated in a fancy French restaurant for dinner.
After the waiter arrives the man says, "I'LL have your biggest, thickest Porterhouse steak."
The waiter replies "But monsieur ... what about ze mad cow?"
The man replies, "She'll have a salad."
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