fun things to do on a looong flight

pinch the stewardess's butt when she passes.

fart loudly and act shocked, look around to see who did it.

fiddle around with the emergancy exit, then ask a fellow passager if he has a crowbar.

rune down the aisle screaming,"he's got a bomb! he's got a bomb".

go into the bathroom and make rude bodily noises, then come out looking refreshed.

"accidental" soda spill on the dork next to you.

give someone a coin, saying" heads, i denonate the bomb. tails, i don't".

go into tha bathroom, drop your pants, the come out, yelling "we're out of toilet paper!"

describe your sex life in great detail to the five-year-old next to you.

lead a bible study session in the back of the plane.

start a hot dog stand.

pick your nose and pat the person next to you.

yell to someone " is it time to hijack yet?"

to the person next to you, say "it's amazing tha they did not notice the grenade in my luggage.

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