Enjoy this one>>>>With all the new technology regarding fertility, an 88-year-old woman was>able to give birth to a baby recently.>>When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, various relatives>came to visit. "May we see the new baby?"one of them asked.>>"Not yet," said the mother. "I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while>first.">>Another half hour passed before another relative asked, "May we see the new>baby now?">>"No, not yet," said the mother.>>A while later and again the guests asked, "May we see the baby now?">>"No, not yet," replied the mother.>>Growing impatient, they asked, "Well, when can we see the baby?">>"When it cries!" she told them.>>"When it cries?" they gasped. "Why do we have to wait until it cries?">>"Because, I forgot where I put it.">>>> **************>>Another one: The Nun Decorators>>>>The head nun tells the two new nuns that they have to paint their room>without getting any paint on their clothes.>>The one nun says to the other, "Hey, let's take all our clothes off, fold>them up, and lock the door.">>So they do this, and begin painting their room.>>Soon they hear a knock at the door. They ask, "Who is it?">>"Blind man!">>The nuns look at each other, then one nun says, "He's blind, he can't see.>What could it hurt." They let him in.>>The man walks in, does a double take, and says, "Where do you want me to>hang the blinds?">>>> **************>>>>And one more (Promise... this is the last one...for TODAY!!!): The>>Soldier and the Nun>>A soldier came to a fork in the road and saw a nun standing there. Out of>breath he asked, "Please Sister, may I hide under your skirts for a few>minutes. I'll explain WHY later.">>>>The nun agreed.>>>>A moment later two Military Police came running along and asked, "Sister,>have you seen a soldier running by here?">>The nun replied, "He went that way.">>>> After the MP's disappeared, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt>and said, "I can't thank you enough Sister, but you see -- I don't want to>go toIraq .">>>> The nun said, "I think I can fully understand your fear.">>>> The soldier added, "I hope you don't think me rude or impertinent, but >you>have a great pair of legs!">>>>The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a>great pair of balls... I don't want to go to Iraq either.">

[chow_sw]

hahaha disgust

[genzo2106]

Posted b4 le..Pls kindly do a chk b4 you post..:mellow3:

[saintz87]

Eh, please organize the sentences properly leh, I can't see cause its annoying me with those <<>>>> and mini spaces, this is sgclub, now save paper place, just use as much space as possible for presentation of your thread. Thanks =D