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Old 14th April 2007, 12:29 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Invention

Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gate, the angel tells Ford,
"Well, you've been such a good guy and your invention, the car, changed the world. As a reward, you can hang out with anyone you want in heaven."

So, Henry Ford thinks about it and says, "I wanna hang with Adam, the first man." So, the angel points Adam out to Ford.

When Ford gets to Adam, Ford asks, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of the woman?"

Adam says, "Yes."

"Well, says Ford, "You have some major design flaws in your invention:

1. There's too much front end protrusion.

2. It chatters at high speeds.

3. The rear end wobbles too much.

4. And the intake is placed too close to the exhaust."

"Hmmm...", says Adam, "Hold on." So Adam goes to the celestial supercomputer, types in a few keystrokes, and waits for the results. The computer prints out a slip of paper and Adam reads it.

He then says to Henry Ford, "It may be that my invention is flawed, but according to the stellar computer, more men are riding my invention than yours."

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haha..adam has made a betta invention then Ford..

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Old 25th June 2007, 04:39 PM   #3 (permalink)
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haha..very true indeed...

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hahaha.. not bad lol

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tyty XD~~~~~

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lol.. nice one..

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LOL!!!!!!! adam treat girls as cars!!

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LOL!!! this is quite funny.

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Lols,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Just go to this site www.acg123.com

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hahas not bad.

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not bad.... keke

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thanks thanks!!

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Lols.. Adam still hold an edge!

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er......muah!

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