You know you drink too much coffee when...

1. Juan Valdez names his mule after you.

2. You chew on your roommate\'s fingernails.

3. You can jump-start your car without cables.

4. You do twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it\'s not plugged in.

5. You can\'t remember your second cup.

6. You have a picture of your coffeemug on your coffee mug.

7. Starbucks has a mortgage on your house.

8. Your birthday is a national holiday in Brazil.

9. You don\'t sweat -- you percolate.

10. You grind coffee beans in your mouth.

**Benkee** · 20-09-2007, 12:17 AM

This is for the really serious case. Used to drink coffee when I was young last time..but now.. can't.. =( will get a terrible headache when i drink coffee or tea.. sigh.

**teapot_princess** · 20-09-2007, 02:54 AM

Number 2 is funnie, chewing of nails

**QiQi** · 20-09-2007, 03:46 PM

No. 3 haha

**uyen** · 20-09-2007, 11:40 PM

even now i drink 3 cups per day @@

**KaLeen** · 21-09-2007, 12:17 AM

i dun drink....heng ah

**huitingsmile** · 21-09-2007, 12:47 AM

I drink only when i really damn sleepy.. Haha.. Hengg..