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24-04-2007
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There is a truck driver driving along, and he stops and picks up a priest to give him a ride.

He's driving down the highway and he sees a lawyer along the side of the road and things, "Hot damn! A lawyer that I could run over!" So he speeds up and heads straight for him.

At the last second he remembers the priest with him. So he swerves real quick to miss him, but still hears a thump. He looks behind, no sign of the lawyer.

He says to the priest "Wow, that was a close one, I almost hit that lawyer!"

The priest then replies "That's ok son, I got him with my door."
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Old 24-04-2007, 08:42 PM   #1 (permalink)
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wth man. the priest also another 1 that wanna get rid of lawyer

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i don quite understand = =!

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lawyers hated by all... including priests

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lolz..i think only some lawyers shld be hated ba.........

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feel so sad for the lawyers la... like nt all lawyers are bad wad...

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