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Old 17-06-2007, 12:48 PM  
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Default The Rules....This Time by Men.

We always hear “the rules” from the female side, now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note ... these are all numbered ”1” ON PURPOSE! :rock:

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up, you need it...

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#6 Ask for what you want. Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
My boyfriend often do not catch my hint.

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My boyfriend often do not catch my hint.
No need to be shy, tell him direct.
If he object to direct actions/talks, dump that useless fellow! xD

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Old 08-05-2008, 07:20 PM   #22 (permalink)
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No need to be shy, tell him direct.
If he object to direct actions/talks, dump that useless fellow! xD
Maybe he act blur as I said I want him to buy a 5 room flat.

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Old 08-05-2008, 07:21 PM   #23 (permalink)
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nice one

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Old 08-05-2008, 07:24 PM   #24 (permalink)
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I think most of them are true

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Old 08-05-2008, 07:47 PM   #25 (permalink)
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true true

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Old 08-05-2008, 07:52 PM   #26 (permalink)
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lol.. #30 Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know, it's like camping.

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Old 09-05-2008, 08:20 AM   #27 (permalink)
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haha.. i knw some of it be...eg, man does not take hints~ LOL~
its funny but true~

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#24. We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you.

I totally agree with #24 !

#25. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing", we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

Yeah ! Most females just love to play this kinda game..

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Old 09-05-2008, 08:44 AM   #29 (permalink)
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lol most of them are quite true actually ...

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Old 09-05-2008, 09:20 AM   #30 (permalink)
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LOL, so interesting.

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Old 09-05-2008, 09:37 AM   #31 (permalink)
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hahah... so true....

and i like the #16 Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway; it's genetic... hehe


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Old 09-05-2008, 10:00 AM   #32 (permalink)
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we should learn up, den wat abt guy? i guess we woman should open 1 thread on Woman Rules - Man should learn all these..

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Old 09-05-2008, 10:17 AM   #33 (permalink)
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Old 09-05-2008, 01:07 PM   #35 (permalink)
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If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

LOLOLOLOL

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ok this is cute xD

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.i lyk 11-15,30-33

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8,28,29, 32 is very true. haha XD

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