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Published by Wenzi
25-11-2006
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1) Newly-wed girl told mom her husband is still a virgin.
Mom: How do you know?
Girl: Last night when we made love, his cock was still in plastic cover.
2) To make it straight, she pulls it.
To make it stand, she rubs it.
To make it stiff, she licks it.
To let it in, she pushes it.
True? Threading a needle is not easy.
3) After sex, Thai girl kept fondling man's cock.
Man : Why? Want to have sex again?
Thai Girl : No lah, just admiring your cock. I used to have one before.
:disgust2: Woohoo...
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25-11-2006, 01:52 AM
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lol ... 3rd one is interesting
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haha... u intend to change sex?
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haha ... no la ... i am totally straight
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Thai girl is very dangerous. U wont know whether She is a He or She is really a She.
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Originally Posted by retxxter Thai girl is very dangerous. U wont know whether She is a He or She is really a She. | but den dey r really very butiful
n if she was a he, den better wat, no nid sared pragnent...
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nice one for the last one..
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woah~ the last one is power lei~~ rofl
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Originally Posted by porcelaindoll i dont get the 1st one? | u mean this one eh?? oh cos the guy is wearing a condom and the blur girl tot tat every thing which is new in packaging/wrapped up is brand new, never used before~ Quote: |
Originally Posted by Wenzi 1) Newly-wed girl told mom her husband is still a virgin.
Mom: How do you know?
Girl: Last night when we made love, his cock was still in plastic cover.. |
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everyone says the 3rd one is nice ..
LOLS ..
i oso think so ..
hahas ..
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