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New Ah Beng's joke Ah Beng looked very depressed, so Johny asked him, "What's with you?"
Ah Beng replied, "My girlfriend Ah Lian very angry with me lah."
"Why ?"
"She pregnant lah."
"Didn't you take any precaution?"
"YES I got !"
"Well then, youv'e got to bite the bullet, don't you ?" asked Johny.
"If baby mine OK. But baby not my one man!"
"No shit! Are you saying Ah Lian … I can't believe it."said Johny
"No man no. Ah Lian OK. What happen we went MacRitchie, then I want, then
she say must use condom, but I don't have. So ehhh . . ." "I think the
baby is yours alright," Johny assured Ah Beng.
"No man no lah. Ah Lian say must use, so I look around, saw one nearby, so
I pick it up, turn it round and recycle."
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eeeeeeeeeeeee........
still can recycle....
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since he turn e condom around and recycle.... e kid wont be his lo.. shd be e "1st user".. :devil2:
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Wah liew.. poor thing..cant find condom..But 7-11 got ma.. Sold out liaw?? haha..
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eh~ recycled condom arr????? super grossed lor~ such a turn-off~
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whatt? haha.. recycled? yucks..
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wah piang ehhh~~
in rubbish bin still dare use sia....
den turn around sum more....>.<
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Wah liew.. poor thing..cant find condom..But 7-11 got ma.. Sold out liaw?? haha..
mac ritchie mah ..
where got 7-11 de ..
LOLS ..
wan hav sex oso so kum gong .. -_-
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Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.. So disgusting sia.. Recycle sommore.. :freakedout:
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omg,that is really very stupid
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YIKES! stupid guy !!:speechless:
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Re: New Ah Beng's joke lol...lame
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