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Old 14th November 2008, 01:02 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Pretty in Pick - A Short Vampire Story - part 1

Right here pile it on right cheer, the hick told Qieu, pointing his half-full fork of spaghetti to his plate.

Qieu stood ruler-straight beside the white linen-clad table, silently detesting this western customer, deciding he wasnt having a very good life or in his case, existence.

A mere two months ago, Qieu had left his homeland of Italy in search of a land that was void of garlic. Hed incorrectly assumed that Nevada was a safe choice. These Americans could no longer be trusted. They were suffering from an acute garlic infestation!

Oh why, oh why did cuisine live in his blood, Qieu asked himself, struggling to understand. Vampires and garlic were a very unhealthy mix - taboo.

And why was garlic so in these days?

Perhaps it was the idiotic health patrol and their proclamation that garlic does a body good? They had all but annihilated the sea sharks with their ridiculous claims, incorrectly polluting the public with false knowledge that their oil held mythical powers.

Garlic. It was one more medical myth that only time would smother out.

Hey, bubba, the hick tossed out to him, bringing Qieu around to the land of the living.

You want to light a fire under your feet? I asked for more getty and I am still a-waitin.

Getty? Hicks had a way of butchering the English language, Qieu decided in thought as he reached onto the adjacent cupboard and confiscated the large dome-covered platter of 'getty'.

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Pretty in Pick - A Short Vampire Story - part 2

As he transferred it onto the heathens plate, not only did he have to endure the searing flames whisking off the garlic-laced spaghetti, he had to listen to a loud belch that was produced by the hick amid the excitement.

Sorry, he feebly offered, but he wasnt really sorry at all, Qieu decided. The idiot had the table manners of a wild dog.

Well, hed get his in all due time, Qieu decided just not tonight. The man had enough garlic racing through his blood to kill an entire pack of vampires.

Whoops!

Qieu dodged, his reflexes a bit too slow as the fork plunged into the toe-area of his leather-clad foot.

Sorry, the hick offered again, obviously his favorite word. Nothing was injured, I hope.

Qieu decided that this idiot didnt care if hed injured anything important, or not, for he dove into the new mound of spaghetti without waiting for a response to his question.

He chanced a look at this mans dining companion; blond, nails and lips the color of blood, one of which rolled up slightly and quivered as her obvious response to Qieus curious glance.

With as much grace as he could muster, Qieu eased out, I assure you, Sir, nothing was damaged neither this time, or ten minutes ago when you dropped the crystal goblet on my other foot.

His customer merely shook his head and continued eating, focusing on his pile of spaghetti that was swiftly dissipating.

Qieu meandered away, glad to escape the bumbling idiot. It also gave him a bit of time to recover from the pungent scent of the garlic.

Twenty minutes later he was bustling as fast as he could, trying to tie up all the loose ends, for closing time was at hand. A loud whistle cut through the air and Qieu honed in almost immediately on the hick. Two fingers were still locked inside his lips. He quickly removed them and motioned Qieu over.

Need my check, he drawled, jerking his cowboy hat from the seat of an adjacent and capping it onto his head. Darlas ready to go, arent ya, darlin?

Qieu widened his dark eyes as Darla blew the hick an imaginary kiss. Then he quickly deposited the ticket onto the table a ticket that had been ready and waiting for two hours now.


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The hick suddenly scooted his chair back, raking over Qieus foot rather harshly. A raw pain shot up his leg and he was hit with a killing mood. However, being the professional that he was, he continued to stand ruler-straight and applied a vacant look to his face. He was so still, so frozen, that he looked like a New York mannequin.

Sorry, bubba, the hick apologized for the ninth time that evening.

Be careful driving home, Qieu managed to mock, his calm barely in tack.

The stranger eyed him and eased out, Ah, not driving tonight. Darla and I are taking a romantic stroll under the moonlight before I take her home. Then who knows what the night will bring? he went on to laugh, popping the mint-flavored toothpick between teeth that looked far too white for a smoker.

Thirty minutes later, Qieu finally left the restaurant. The night had been rather long and tiring, the clumsy imbecile hed waited on making it especially trying. The idiot had left him a twenty-five cent tip at that.

He was walking so swiftly, so lost in his thoughts, that he didnt see the couple until the last minute. Something plunged into his heart, and when he gazed up, he was looking into the face of the clumsy imbecile from the restaurant.

Sorry again, bubba, he laughed through the light of the golden moon.

Qieu grabbed his chest, and the last thing he remembered was seeing the tiny mint-flavored toothpick that had been accidentally lodged into his chest.


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