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Punishment
Published by janice
20-05-2008
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A man was sent to Hell for his sins. As he was being taken to his place of eternal torment, he passed a room where a lawyer was having an intimate encounter with a beautiful young woman.

"What a ripoff," the man muttered. "I have to roast for all eternity, and that lawyer gets to spend it with a beautiful woman."

Jabbing the man with his pitchfork, the escorting demon snarled, "Who are you to question that woman's punishment?"
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Old 21-05-2008, 12:09 AM   #1 (permalink)
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abit dun understand

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too chim ~ but its about bashing up lawyers again i guess haha

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Old 21-05-2008, 12:11 AM   #3 (permalink)
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abit dun understand
Getting screwed by lawyers are the worst things that can happen or rather punishment...

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Old 21-05-2008, 12:13 AM   #4 (permalink)
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ooo undersatnd le haha

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Old 21-05-2008, 12:13 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Getting screwed by lawyers are the worst things that can happen or rather punishment...
lol.. ok now i understand

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Old 21-05-2008, 12:16 AM   #6 (permalink)
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HAHAHAHHAHAHAH NICE ONE lol hahahaha didnt expect anyone to get this joke lol but really funny dude hahahahah lawyer jokes are the best

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Old 21-05-2008, 12:01 PM   #7 (permalink)
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wahahaa...after i read the lawyer is screwling the gorgeos, i ald knw wat is the next sentence~
so...better be lawyer?? LOL~

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Old 21-05-2008, 03:05 PM   #8 (permalink)
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very chim ah..

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Old 21-05-2008, 06:14 PM   #9 (permalink)
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lol...

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Old 22-05-2008, 11:56 AM   #10 (permalink)
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super chim dun reali gt d joke..

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Old 22-05-2008, 12:00 PM   #11 (permalink)
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haha.. Hidden joke sia

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