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Got this from an email... Quite funny and perhaps true too...
Anyway, dunoe if its posted before... Enjoy...
Funny truths about life in Singapore....
1. Nite - Sleep with air-con; Day - Bathe with heater on
2. Day - Cannot Wake up; Nite - Cannot Sleep
3. Cigarettes - Convenient to buy; not convenient to smoke
4. Chewing Gum - Can Chew, Cannot buy?? (Restricted to buying)
5. Smell Of rubbish besides letterboxes; Rubbish inside Letterbox
6. Private Cars - Cheaper & Cheaper to Buy,harder & harder to Maintain
7. Education - Teachers teaching Less but expects students to learn More
8. High-tech barbaric Singaporeans - know how to use state-of-the art equipment, but dunno how to use a simple dustbin or a toilet
9. There are quite a number of rich/poor in spore - They have Car, Credit Card, CPF .... but no Cash and lots of loans
10. Translation is needed between Singaporean Chinese and Mainland Chinese
11. Sporean never like to vote, but like to complain
12. Half Sporeans rushed to buy Hello kitty, but the other half busy killing stray cats
13. Public Bus - Half the Crowd squeeze in front section of the Bus, Second section is for Carrying Ghost
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26-03-2009, 06:53 PM
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26-03-2009, 06:55 PM
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LOL! that's truly SIngapore.
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26-03-2009, 06:56 PM
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LOL! This is quite true actually. | |
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26-03-2009, 06:58 PM
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26-03-2009, 07:25 PM
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Can chew, cannot buy, rocks LOL
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26-03-2009, 07:32 PM
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actually not cannot buy but cannot sell.. Quote: |
Public Bus - Half the Crowd squeeze in front section of the Bus, Second section is for Carrying Ghost
| dis is true ...everytime i go take bus...i be the one who always go stand behind when i wan go inside where there space ppl will look at me why i standing behing where all stand infront
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26-03-2009, 09:06 PM
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Totally true. Nice one , TS | |
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26-03-2009, 09:09 PM
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so true 
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true abt singapore | |
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lolx~~!!
true true..
i like the last 1.
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26-03-2009, 09:21 PM
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that's all so true... ...
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When economy is bad, GST/Bills/ERP/anything-that-can-be-charged will raised.
People lazy to run, but will do so for a bus that's going off. | |
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26-03-2009, 10:18 PM
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hahs so true so true
nice one larrhs !
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26-03-2009, 11:29 PM
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point 13 happens to me everytime i wait for bus after school
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26-03-2009, 11:33 PM
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Singaporean is KiaSU and KiaSI
But now is Kia Tan Beh Gao. (Not earning much)
Poor us~ | |
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woooohooooooo~~~~~!
very nice !!!! ^__^
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