| |  | | | The Nun
Published by PingZ
30-01-2007
| 
A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the
VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.
She asks him why he is staring.
He replies: "I have a question to ask, but I don't want to offend you"
She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am
and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear
just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or
ask that I would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have
to be single and #2, you must be Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!
"OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."
The nun fulfils his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
"My dear child," said the nun, "Why are you crying?"
"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess; I'm married and
I'm Jewish."
The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween
party."
__________________
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0.
|  Member rating | | Entertainment Value | N/A | |
0 users rated N/A% average
| | | |
Latest 5 articles | | |
Article Tools | | | |  | | | Sponsors | | |
| | | 
30-01-2007, 10:43 AM
|
#1 (permalink)
| | Addicted SGClubber
Posts: 727
Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: 127.0.0.1 Nominated 0 Times in 0 Posts TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0 Gender: 
Total SGC$: 626.63 |
haha..
i've heard this one before..
funny sia 
__________________
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0.
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0.
|
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0.
| 
|   | |
30-01-2007, 10:45 AM
|
#2 (permalink)
| | GERALDINET
Posts: 3,199
Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Tampines Nominated 0 Times in 0 Posts TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0 Gender: 
Total SGC$: 1,693.12 |
LOL. but if he's a guy, he talks like a girl?
XD
__________________
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0.
| |
| | |
30-01-2007, 10:58 AM
|
#3 (permalink)
| | Addicted SGClubber
Posts: 333
Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Boon Lay Nominated 0 Times in 0 Posts TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0 Gender:
Total SGC$: 517.50 |
omg! what a halloween surprise haaa | |
| | |
30-01-2007, 11:27 AM
|
#4 (permalink)
| | Apple
Posts: 2,110
Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Hougang Nominated 0 Times in 0 Posts TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0 Gender:
Total SGC$: 1,121.37 |
__________________
("v")Apple("v")
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0.
| |
| | |
30-01-2007, 11:55 AM
|
#5 (permalink)
| | Mrs Kang-Park
Posts: 7,894
Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: lala land Nominated 0 Times in 0 Posts TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0 Gender:
Total SGC$: 1,067.38 |
omg.. haha~~
gay gay gay!!Lol~
__________________
B I G B A N G fanclub-
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0.
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0.
| |
| | |
30-01-2007, 12:52 PM
|
#6 (permalink)
| | Experienced SGClubber
Posts: 1,886
Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Seng Kang Nominated 0 Times in 0 Posts TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0 Gender:
Total SGC$: 2,026.65 |
OMG. Hope this driver don't have a nightmare..... | |
| | |
30-01-2007, 02:42 PM
|
#7 (permalink)
| | Lurker
Posts: 3,868
Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Singapore Nominated 0 Times in 0 Posts TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0 Gender:
Total SGC$: 956.90 |
see what u get when u lie
__________________
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0.
Posting Rules
You may not use more than 50 lines.
You may not use font sizes larger than 2.
You may not use more than 20 images.
· 700w x 700h pixels, 488.3 KB (combined).
You may not use the following vB codes: [php], [code], [html].
vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is Off
HTML code is Off | |
| | |
30-01-2007, 03:00 PM
|
#8 (permalink)
| | Registered Members
Posts: 83
Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Ang Mo Kio Nominated 0 Times in 0 Posts TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0 Gender:
Total SGC$: 130.40 |
| |
| | |
05-12-2007, 04:22 PM
|
#9 (permalink)
| | BIG sotong
Posts: 2,439
Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Singapore Nominated 0 Times in 0 Posts TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0 Gender:
Total SGC$: 3,142.14 | Re: The Kiss
lols
is a guy
the driver thought is really a woman
hahs | |
| | |
07-12-2007, 03:48 AM
|
#10 (permalink)
| | Addicted SGClubber
Posts: 737
Join Date: Jun 2007 Nominated 0 Times in 0 Posts TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0 Gender:
Total SGC$: 605.63 | Re: The Kiss
hahahs .. halloween party.. how come singapore dun hav ? sadded | |
| | |
07-12-2007, 09:48 AM
|
#11 (permalink)
| | Experienced SGClubber
Posts: 1,567
Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: semb Nominated 0 Times in 0 Posts TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0 Gender:
Total SGC$: 943.79 | Re: The Kiss
hahas.
he is a guy and going for halloween party.
oh my.
thanks for sharing. | |
| | |
30-06-2008, 08:31 AM
|
#12 (permalink)
| | ~cerise me manques~
Posts: 3,292
Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: 日落洞 Nominated 0 Times in 0 Posts TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0 Gender:
Total SGC$: 2,821.84 | Re: kiss of a nun
__________________
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0.
[太子&天使] -= ~2k@ys~ =-
i will take care the rest of your life, using the rest of my life~
| |
| | |
30-06-2008, 08:59 AM
|
#13 (permalink)
| | Cool SGClubber
Posts: 33
Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: jalan kayu Nominated 0 Times in 0 Posts TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0 Gender:
Total SGC$: 32.50 | Re: kiss of a nun
| |
| | |
30-06-2008, 09:11 AM
|
#14 (permalink)
| | d blur blur gal~
Posts: 2,083
Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Toa Payoh Nominated 0 Times in 0 Posts TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0 Gender:
Total SGC$: 2,205.35 | Re: kiss of a nun
__________________
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0.
纪宝贝好可爱哦！！
| |
| | |
30-06-2008, 09:31 AM
|
#15 (permalink)
| | 人生不如意的事， 十之八九。。
Posts: 2,801
Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: some where in singapore Nominated 0 Times in 0 Posts TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0 Gender:
Total SGC$: 3,711.25 | Re: kiss of a nun
__________________
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0.
| |
| | |
30-06-2008, 09:33 AM
|
#16 (permalink)
| | Addicted SGClubber
Posts: 616
Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Woodlands Nominated 0 Times in 0 Posts TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0 Gender:
Total SGC$: 747.05 | Re: kiss of a nun
__________________
Discover How A Lazy Unmotivated Underachiever Transformed Into A Millionaire At Just Age 26!
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0.
My Blog:
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0.
Tuition Agency:
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0.
View all our tuition assignments
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0.
. | |
| | |
30-06-2008, 09:39 AM
|
#17 (permalink)
| | 想念他
Posts: 1,216
Join Date: May 2008 Location: Tampines Nominated 1 Time in 1 Post TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0 Gender:
Total SGC$: 833.03 | Re: kiss of a nun
__________________
再也看不到你那傻傻的微笑
♥ 我很爱你, 你知道吗? | |
| | |
04-10-2008, 05:10 PM
|
#18 (permalink)
| | Imba SY
Posts: 512
Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: City Nominated 0 Times in 0 Posts TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0 Gender:
Total SGC$: 740.24 | Re: Kissing a nun
__________________
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0.
| |
| | |
04-10-2008, 05:13 PM
|
#19 (permalink)
| | Yabu
Posts: 2,191
Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Hougang Nominated 0 Times in 0 Posts TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0 Gender:
Total SGC$: 2,510.75 | Re: Kissing a nun
| |
| | | | |
|
Currently Active Users Viewing This Article: 1 (0 members and 1 guests) | | | | Article Tools | | | | Display Modes |  Linear Mode |
Posting Rules
| You may not post new threads You may not post replies You may not post attachments You may not edit your posts
HTML code is Off
| | |
|
Connect with Facebook
