He met her in a bar in Pattaya. First day on the job and not a word of English - a blushing beauty...
In not too long, impressed by her complete lack of experience, he marries her.
On the wedding night he comes out of the shower and she coos "oh what a cute wee wee" (her english had imrpoved remarkably in the few days since they first met).
'No darling', he corrects. 'We call that a cock.'
'Oh darling I have seen many cocks but that is definitely a wee wee.'
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