| | | | Too much power
Published by Nish
21-06-2008
| A woman goes to the doctor and complians that her and her husband never have sex anymore. the doctor then gives her a large jar of pills and instructs her to give him a few in his drink at night.
So the woman goes home and that night she puts one in his coffee. they start to make out real hot and heavy. she decides that it aint enough so tha next night she put two in and they really get it on but she still isnt satisfied.
On the third night, she dumps the entire jar in his 32 ounce beer. well...
A week later, the doctor calls and the woman's son picks up the phone
"So how is your mom doing?"the doctor asks.
"Well, mom's dead, sis is pregnant, my ******* hurts, and dad is out naked on the lawn screaming 'HERE KITTY KITTY KITTY!'
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