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Will u forgive yr wife if she unfaithful
Published by Altumangel
06-12-2008
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A couple were marking their 50th anniversary and after a few pre-dinner drinks and a couple of celebratory glasses of wine, the man says to his wife, "Vesta, we've had a great life together, with blessings and contentment. But there's something I've always wondered about. Would you tell me the truth? Have you ever been unfaithful to me?

"She hesitated a moment before I heard her say, "Yes, Sidney, three times." Looking a bit shocked, he then asked, "Three times? How could that happen?" Vesta lowered her voice, and said "Well, do you remember that right after we were married we were so broke that the bank was about to foreclose on our little house?" Sidney nodded and admitted that those were really difficult times. "And remember when I went to see the banker one night and the next day the bank extended our loan?" Vesta asked.

By the look on her husband's face I knew this was tough to hear, but he nodded and said quietly, "Things were bad then, I remember, so I guess I can forgive you."

He hesitated before asking, "When was the second time?" She bit her lower lip before saying, "Do you remember years later when you nearly died of a heart problem and because our insurance wasn't very good, we couldn't afford an operation?" Sidney acknowledged that he did remember.

Vesta went on to add, "Then you also recall that after I went to see the doctor he performed the operation at no cost?" Sidney nodded again and admitted that although the confession shocked him, he understood that she did what she did for love of him, and he forgave her.

"So what was the third time?" Vesta lowered her head and said, "Do you remember when you ran for president of your golf club and you needed 37 more votes?"

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Old 06-12-2008, 12:04 PM   #1 (permalink)
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37 more votes LOLZ 37 man

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Old 06-12-2008, 12:09 PM   #3 (permalink)
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LOL. 39 + himself = 40 in total. Who knows there might be more =x LOL.

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Old 06-12-2008, 12:40 PM   #4 (permalink)
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HAHAHA wtf..

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Old 06-12-2008, 12:45 PM   #5 (permalink)
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omg... hahaha that was funny ehm 37 votes... within how many nights?

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omg... hahaha that was funny ehm 37 votes... within how many nights?
all at one go...=D

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Old 06-12-2008, 01:12 PM   #7 (permalink)
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TRAGIC.....

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Old 07-12-2008, 11:10 AM   #9 (permalink)
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hahahaha..... 37 times plus 1 plus 1.....

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WOW.
that's more than 3 times

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Lol... speechless..

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Haha! 37+2=39!
Liar.. Cheated on him thrice? It's 39. Haha!
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lol!
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LOL~!!!

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LOL~!!! 37+1(Doc)+1(banker)+ husband = 40!

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BINGO......................

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wa..
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