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Old 9th October 2009, 07:27 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Urban Legends: The Lobster

The second installation of my new series, this one is a little repulsive in nature. Thus, its in spoilers, so I gave you the warning already.

One morning around 5 am 22 year old Susan DaLucci of Kittery Maine, woke up with a painful need to urinate. At first she thought she had diarrhea, but when she stood up out of bed, she realized that it was urinary pain.

It was very similar to the feeling of having diarrhea, just out the wrong hole. She wobbled to the toilet and upon sitting on it, her vagina erupted into the most horrific messy farting noise anyone has ever heard. In paralyzing pain, Ms. DeLucci for the next few minutes continued to push and squirt out of her vagina a burning tide of wretch and filth while she gripped the sides of the toilet, white-knuckled. She was screaming wildly, and the neighbors called the police. When medics arrived they found Ms. DeNucci unconscious lying on the floor of her bathroom wearing nothing but her bath robe. Running down her leg, was a stream of brown and green syrup. The medic had to transfer her to a stretcher, so he grabbed her left leg which was bent crossing her other leg, to straighten her out. She was lying there all twisted up. When he lifted her left leg to straighten her body out, he exposed her vagina at which point a creature, no larger than the tip of a finger wormed its way out of her genitals and landed on the floor with a wet popping sound.

Shocked, the medic stared at the creature that was lying on the tile bathroom floor in a casing of mucous. It was a tiny mud shrimp and it sat there on the cold floor gasping for water while flipping itself back and forth. The horrified medic turned to the toilet as he felt the nausea setting in. When he put his face down into the toilet to puke what he saw was so horrific that to this day he cannot look into a toilet without convulsing. The entire toilet bowl was boiling with baby brown mud shrimp flipping and splashing at a furious pace. If you think that is bad - wait until you hear how it happened:

Ms. DeLucci official death was the result of a combination of shock and severe head trauma. She stood up over the toilet in pain and when she saw what she had done, she went into shock and fell, smashing her head on the toilet and then on the floor. It is believed by medical police that on two nights before the accident she had purchased a live lobster at a fish market. While lying in a tub, she gently inserted the creature's tail into her vagina to derive pleasure. At that point, she held a lighter under the creature's face causing it to flip its tail in a violent snapping motion. The medics found a lesbian XXX video in the VCR and the TV was positioned on a table in front of the tub.

The lobster was found in the kitchen garbage can wrapped in a paper bag. Traces of Ms. DeLucci's DNA were found on the lobster along with pubic hairs that had wedged themselves between the lobster tail joints. The lobster's face was lightly burned with the same fuel used in lighters. The lobster's digestive track and colon were found to be full of mud shrimp egg casings. Doctors believe that the lobster had eaten them (they are common in the water at fish markets and are usually harmlessly boiled to death) and the lobster had crapped them out into Ms. DeLucci's **** when she was torturing it. Maine mud shrimp only take two days to gestate and Ms. DeLucci was only four days away from getting her period, doctors believe that at that point of her menstrual cycle, her womb was the perfect PH balance to grow these mud shrimp which are a much larger version of the popular "Sea Monkey" pets sold throughout the US.

Over night the eggs had hatched and the mud shrimp began doubling in size every ten minutes. You can imagine the pain she was in when she woke up that morning and gave birth to well over 1,000 mud shrimp in her toilet.

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Wrong Section.

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Wrong Section.
Supernatural section then? Okay, can you help move it there then?

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lol.... btw its disgusting lah, human giving birth to 1000 over shrimps...

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WTF. This story is not real one right? Mind-screwing story leh.

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lol.... btw its disgusting lah, human giving birth to 1000 over shrimps...
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WTF. This story is not real one right? Mind-screwing story leh.
Hence the spoilers. Hahaha.

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Re: Urban Legends: The Lobster

This is just like the squid story. Squid eggs went into girls vagina while she was swimming and wala!

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This is just like the squid story. Squid eggs went into girls vagina while she was swimming and wala!
She probably died of over organism!

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She probably died of over organism!
Lols.. organism? Or what you were trying to say was orgasms ?

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yikes!!! gross man!

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weirdest story that ive heard of.

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Re: Urban Legends: The Lobster

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She probably died of over organism!
How ironical is that?

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yikes!!! gross man!
i agree. -_-

now i can never look at lobsters normally... even though this story isn't real.

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posted in ladies lounge long time ago

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I don't wanna read after hearing all the reply!

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Other threads will be in supernatural section... Haha.

Won't post so grotesque ones liao. Its disturbing.

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wat is dis?

dis jus too faked..

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Urban Legend leh. Don't think too much about it. Just read for fun, for the laugh/thrill. Haha.

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