The woman was embarrassed and apologetic to the pastor after church service was over, "Reverend, I hope you didn't take it personally, when my husband bluntly walked out of the church during your sermon."
"Yes, I did find it rather disrespectful to the Lord" the angry preacher said.
"Father, I assure you it was not a reflection on your religious intelligence and abilities."
The wife continued, "You see John has been walking in his sleep ever since he was a child."
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